The 32-year-old, culture academic has been overanalyzing commercialism for The New Yorker, Vanity Fair and Harper’s since Coca Cola took out their first classified. The Culture of Marketing – The Marketing of Culture There’s no credits (besides the occasional accidental page number) and the scanning is shit – so why isn’t he getting sued? I guess the number one reason is that most magazines, including these fags, would KILL to be included. So some lunatic rich-ass artist sits on a pile of magazines, cuts out his favorite pages and glues them together into his own magazine. He dumped you, Bebe, because you’re a psycho groupie, and he got all scared of you. He can’t get too close because he’ll fall for me again.” Ow. “Now I understand why he couldn’t respond: He cannot see me again because I am irresistible to him. Bebe showed up at his concert and was banned from the backstage. She wrote letter after letter no response. After many torrid weeks of love and intimacy, Elvis went back to his wife. My favorite Bebe fantasy concerns Elvis Costello. Todd would be fucking nondescript tramps, whereas I would be fucking major icons. If I hadn’t dated all those men, and posed for Playboy, I would’ve been a rock star in my own right.

I sabotaged my modeling career on purpose. And I would’ve missed out on this incredibly bad/good book.īebe’s delusions are fucking hilarious: Todd Rundgren was influenced by Bowie because of me. If she hadn’t given birth to the ripe and ready-for-fame Liv Tyler, I’m not sure I would have ever even heard of her. I felt like Grace Kelly.” Bebe Buell is the epitome of Almost Famous. “Todd says I’m too classy to be a groupie. Times Bebe Buell claims she is not a “groupie” in Rebel Heart: on almost every page.

List of men Bebe Buell fucked: Todd Rundgren, Steve Tyler, Elvis Costello, Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, Ron Wood, Rod Stewart, Jack Nicholson, David Bowie, Jimmy Page. Rebel Heart: An American Rock and Roll Journey I guess the only difference between Exile and The Onion (besides the obvious geographical thang) is that Exile wasn’t started by a male stripper named Dave that liked to fuck 16-year-olds. That means: shitty cooking, dumb shopping sluts, bad food, and, of course, Putin’s obsession with judo (which Exile manifests as Harriet Tubman being a cantankerous ghost constantly challenging him to a duel). A Russian tabloid where DEAD-ON FUNNY American ex-pats in Moscow take the piss out of everything that is Eastern Europe. It’s Weekly World News meets Might meets, and this one is the most accurate, The Onion.

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